Posted by
Michael DeWeese on Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:37:08 PM
The CIA and NSA discover evidence Iran has developed nuclear weapons and dirty bomb technology. Iran plans to supply nuclear bombs to terrorist groups who want to transport them to America and Israel in suicide bombing attacks. The President calls an emergency meeting of the best cabinet his party was able to provide to plan a course of immediate action to thwart this threat to American lives.
Secretary of the Interior says “I vote we should double the guards on all National Parks in Northeast Alaska so the caribou aren’t harmed.”
Secretary of Education says ” I vote we should provide free education to the madrases educated Muslim terrorists so they can learn the errors of their ways.”
Secretary of Defense says “I vote we withdraw all troops from anywhere near Iran so they don’t feel threatened.”
Secretary of Commerce says “I vote we sanction the Iranian government and stop selling them American made goods so our citizens aren’t burdened with money from their citizens.”
Secretary of Homeland Security says “I vote we place the names of the people in the Iranian government on the ‘do not fly’ list.”
Secretary of State says “I vote we open an ‘office of communications’ in Iran and talk to them so they will understand us and our common grounds.”
President Obama says “I have carefully considered the matter and have drawn upon my omnipotent judgement abilities and I vote ‘Present’.”
Brain Dead Republican